if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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