let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Randomize
