im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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