You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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