D3 body, D1 cock
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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