she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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