Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I intend to get homeless drunk
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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