got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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