i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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