did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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