Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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