Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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