Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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