HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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