I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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