You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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