He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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