come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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