It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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