69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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