Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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