I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
