exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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