Kiss
Puke
i can't believe i had my finger in that
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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