can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
two words: eviction party
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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