u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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