no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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