at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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