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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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