You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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