That's intense
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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