So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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