butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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