who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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