I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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