Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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