Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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