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apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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