The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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