I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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