haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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