Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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