sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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