I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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