Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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