You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just had sex on a roof
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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