Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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