I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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