I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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