She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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