You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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