I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His hands were made for my vagina.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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