i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Boobs speak an international language.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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