It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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