We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
