Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He did a backflip because drugs
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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