Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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